Monday, September 8, 2008

The VMA's in 2 Minutes



Kind of a tame show. Britney looked incredible, Jordin Sparks is pushing the limit and won't fit into any dress if she doesn't stop consuming fellow American idol contestants, the Jonas Brothers were shit, Pink was shit, Christina lip synced, the performances were underwhelming, it looked like it took place in a high school auditorium... but hey, Britney looked fucking GREAT.

Zac Efron to Make West End Debut in Joseph

"The Mirror is reporting that High School Musical and Hairspray actor Zac Efron is gunning to make his West End stage debut as Joseph in the production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat at the Adelphi Theater.

The Mirror reports, "Zac, 20, got in touch with Andrew Lloyd Webber about the role after hearing the current Joseph, Lee Mead, is due to leave in January. The pair met last month and are now working out a deal. A source close to Lloyd Webber said: “It is a marriage made in musical heaven. Zac loves the role and is keen to clock up some stage time in London."

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat is the second musical theatre show written by the team of Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice. It is based on the "Coat of many colors" story of Joseph from the Bible. It was released as a film (starring Donny Osmond) in 1999."

It was only a matter of time. This will be disastruous, mark my words. Boy band voices are only good after studio production or barely heard over pre-recorded tracks.

Project Runway Season Finale Guest Judge

is...

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Jennifer Lopez... tacos and burritos.

Idk about this. She can wear designer clothes quite well in editorials, but her sense of fashion is hit or miss.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Hi, I'm Beyonce

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No, I'm Barbara Walters.

Seriously... seriously?

Ty to the Fug-O

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Do we ever expect Tyra to look good?

But come on, it's NY fucking fashion week. Put on something fitted and flattering and a pair of Louboutin's and your good to go. but nooo, Tyra has to go on with this sense of fashion she supposedly has, and wears this ill-fitting red gentlemen's club robe with the weirdest sleeves I've seen in a while. Come now Tyra. Bad weave, bad make-up, bad dress, bad belt, bad season of ANTM. Great job Tyra, great job.

Holly Dumps Hef

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"Amid rumors that Hugh Hefner’s main squeeze Holly Madison has been hooking up with another major playboy (magician Criss Angel), a Playboy Mansion insider not only confirmed that the rumors are indeed true, but also exclusively told Scandalist that Holly is leaving him. “[Holly] told Hef that she is moving out of the mansion and breaking off their relationship,” said our source as we were hunting for gossip at MTV’s VMAs.

Wait! There’s even bigger news … Because Bridget and Kendra are intending to leave to pursue their own careers, Hef is looking to replace all three bombshells from Girls Next Door. “Hef is actively seeking three new girls to replace them immediately,” said our source.

Could it be true? Holly always seemed to be the most loyal and devoted to Hef. Has Criss Angel worked his magic on yet another Hollywood lady — making her disappear from her long-term relationship with Hef?"

Take this with a grain of salt, but it may be true!

Britney Wins 3 VMA's

Best Female Video
Best Pop Video
Video of the Year

IT HAS BEGUN. Our girl took the top honor.