Wtf Katie Holmes?!?

For real Katie Holmes? Let's address a small problem first. The belt. It looks like the Crate and Barrell people decided to dabble in fashion. Not ok Katie. Now the jeans. God, the jeans. They are baggy, the wash is ugly, and I think her jeans are actually pegged. I can't honestly believe she did that.

I mean Mary Kate steps out every day in ridiculous clothes, but it's a look. This isn't a look Katie, no matter how much you'd like it to be. It's a big fat mistake.

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter Conceptual Art

AAAAAHHHH. The first conceptual art pictures of what this glorious theme park will soon look like. I'm flying out opening weekend. Click on the thumbnails for full images.







SO EFFING EXCITED!

I Love These Women

I just love it when they fight.

I'm totally with Elisabeth on this one. Not only is the ad completely fair game, but the other three ladies at the table completely ignore everything Elisabeth says, and refuse to recognize any of Obama's record. I'm all for examining and comparing the candidates, but if we dissect one, we must do the same to the other.

How Do You One-Up Heath Ledger?

You don't, but this is about as close as it's going to get.



Johnny Depp is being offered the role of the Riddler in the next Batman film, reportedly.

My initial reaction was, "fuck yes!" Johnny Depp is an incredible character actor, so he'd be perfect as the Riddler. But then as I thought about it more I started to get worried. The reason the Joker was so effective in TDK is because he didn't come off as a character, he came off as a real person with a real past. I'm worried Johnny might not do what Heath did, and might come across a bit too cartoony. But then again, I have utmost faith in him as an actor, I just can't quite picture it. I'm sure he'll pull it off, he's brilliant.

On a side note, it is also rumored that the Penguin might be making an appearance, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman may be tapped to play him. This I hope isn't true. The Penguin just can't be a scary character. There is nothing real or gritty about a penguin. Then again they could make the Penguin allusions very slight. I guess I trust Christopher Nolan too.

Ay yi yi

Some Britney News

2 Items of Interest

1) Today, Britney "reluctantly agreed" to the extension of her father's conservatorship over her financial, legal and personal matters. This latest extension could keep Jamie Spears in charge through Dec. 31.

I don't know how I feel about this. I guess it's the right move since she's just starting to be stable again, but I just don't like that her legal rights are being so blatantly violated. Do I like this decision, yes, but only because I want Britney out looking hot and delivering hits again. Legally, it's completely unfair and she's being treated like a ragdoll.

2) The Spears' family's restraining order against Sam Lutfi expires today and they aren't renewing it.

I hope he stays out of her life.

And for your listening pleasure, a horrible song about Britney Spears.

Toby Keith is Vastly Inappropriate

"Grandpappy told my pappy back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he'd done
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the street
For all the people to see"

Ok well, it's obvious these lyrics involve lynching. People are calling him pro-lynching, which I don't really agree with.

He's not saying he wants to lynch people, he's saying that there was a greater sense of justice in his grandfathers days. But maybe what Keith doesn't realize is the lynchings of his grandfather's days involved the Jim Crowe laws, not just objective laws. I think this was just a bad idea from the get go; a producer should have stopped him sooner.

Can We Just Talk About This

Hi, I'm Jessica Simpson. I'm a real country artist, I swear. Need proof? Ok just let me throw on some jeans, a plaid shirt and a fat belt. Look, I'm a real cowgirl!

Let's Talk Fugly Dresses

This



was a disaster.

How did the judges ignore this? It didn't look New York at all, it looked Detroit. The shoes look like hooker heels meet gladiator sandals, the skirt is too shiny and too tight, and the top has way too much going on. The fuzzy black fabric was totally the wrong choice, and while the lower half of the bodice is nice, the part above looks like the human incarnation of a black widow. Not good at all.

This



should have gone home.

Horrible fabric choice, completely shapeless, messy, and lacking inspiration. Nothing was good about this dress.

This



got ripped on a little too hard.

I think it's too basic to get torn to shreds like it did. The ruffles are fug, but the black mini underneath is well fitted. I get why she went home because she didn't really show any point of view, but the dress didn't offend me like it did the judges. It just wasn't anything special.

Let's Talk Dresses

This



was nice.

The print is really unique, and I love that someone on PR is showing they can work in solids and prints. Kenley is an early standout in the competition. I like the blocking of the main print vs. the purple fabric, it helped the dress stay away from becoming shruggish. I'm not crazy about the shoulders or the choice of the fabric for the purple, it looks a bit fairy princess.

Now this



was absolutely gorgeous.

Flawless from the front. The back was clunky and I'm surprised the judges ignored it. The color choice is perfect, the layering of the skirt is really chic and she made a simple black top that wasn't boring. And on top of all that, it's seperates. Amazing outfit, should have been the winner.

20 Things I Love Right Now: 1

1. Jenny Lewis



I know a lot of you will think it's a cop out that I put Rilo Kiley at 4 and Jenny Lewis at 1, but here's my reasoning. Rilo needs some credit because their music is incredible. Jason, Pierre and Blake need credit too. But I felt like giving Jenny joint credit with them wasn't enough for her. My love for Jason, Pierre and Blake starts and ends with Rilo Kiley, but my love for Jenny has no bounds. I've seen Jenny is concert a lot of times, and every time she just gets better and better. Her voice is so amazing, it is brilliantly distinctive but melds itself to whatever type of music she's singing. She's an incredible songwriter too. In addition to being the main writer behind A Man/Me/Then Jim and Does He Love You, two of the most brilliant songs ever penned, she wrote her entire solo album, which was beyond amazing. She understands humanity and knows how to translate it into song in a way few songwriters can. She truly evokes whatever she wishes to. She is also fucking sexy. She's a beautiful woman, but she has this sex appeal that I cant even explain. She can play like every instrument, and in one set has played acoustic and electric guitar, keyboard, bass and the cowbell. There are simply no words to describe Jenny Lewis or how much I love her.

Here's A Man/Me/Then Jim for all those unfortunate enough to have not heard it yet

click here to hear more like this

Leave it to Amy

Your eyes do not decieve you. That is indeed Amy Winehouse's display case where she keeps her most prized possessions: her MTV VMA and her Kitten crackpipe.

I love you Amy Winehouse. Just when we think you've done all you can do, you fasten a crack pipe out of a ceramic kitten. I just love you.

Tim Gunn is a Saint

"Tim Gunn did something when he started out on "Project Runway" that he'd probably never advise his design proteges to do. He worked for nothing. In testimony in N.Y. State Supreme Court this month, movie/TV mogul Harvey Weinstein told the judge that the fashion mentor wasn't paid anything in the show's first season.

The second season wasn't much better for Gunn: He got only $2,500 per episode, according to testimony in the court battle, which pits NBC/Universal against the Weinstein Co., which owns "Project Runway," over taking Heidi Klum's popular show from NBC's Bravo to Lifetime."

How do you not pay Tim Gunn?!? You pay Mommy long legs Heidi Klum, but the one who actually provides all the entertainment gets zilch?!

I'm glad Project Runway is leaving Bravo. They don't deserve Tim.

Disney Star is Really a Hooker?

"A lawyer for Brenda Song told a judge Monday they've been unable to serve a lawsuit on a woman who allegedly used the 20-year-old entertainer's photo in an adult-oriented ad in the L.A. weekly."

OMG this has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen. I can't believe the woman who put out this ad thought she'd get away with it.

Something about putting a Disney star in an ad for an erotic service just tickles me. Something about Hawaiian being spelled wrong doesn't.

Fergie Finally Speaks Out on Nine

We learned about 2 weeks ago that Fergie had been cat in upcoming movie musical Nine.

Now she's finally speaking out about the role, saying "She's basically a prostitute on the beach. She introduces him to the world of sexuality. It's a very strong song. I'm just thrilled I get to play a character. I'm singing, but I'm not singing as myself. I'm going to be singing as a character, and that's what's really exciting to me."

"I'm speechless," she said of the opportunity to work with the film's A-list talent. "I'm definitely going to be a sponge on set. I want to pick up on everything that all these brilliant actors are bringing to the table. I'm probably going to be the quietest that I've ever been while working just because I want to watch and learn"

I know people are shitting over this casting, seeing as she's starring opposite Daniel Day Lewis, Nicole Kidman, Judi Dench, Penelope Cruz, Marion Cotillard, Sophia Loren and Kate Hudson, but I have confidence in her. I think she can play the character well enough and Fergie's got pipes whether you like her or not.

We'll just have to wait and see. If she's horrible I give you permission to throw things at me.

Paris Debuts Fall Shoe Collection

Haters to the left.



Don't love the dress but Paris looks amazing. Tell me how the bitch always makes it look like the wind is blowing. Puts Tyra to shame.

And for a celebrity shoe line, they are surprisingly not ugly.

I Love Catty Bitches

Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry are either getting misquoted, or they are both really bitchy.

Katy Perry started it by making the joke that she'd like to recreate the famous Britney/Madonna kiss with Miley Cyrus.

Miley then said ""No thanks. She sang on my record. So I think she's kind of getting back at me, because she was doing harmonies and backgrounds."

Wooooowwww Miley. Either that came out wrong or you way overreacted. Katy was trying to be funny and you went and slapped her in the face.

Then, this morning, fatass good for nothing Perez Hilton reported that Katy Perr had said in response to him "6 weeks in a row at number one. And she recorded two of my old songs."

Katy Perry, when a 15 year old lashes out at you, it's probably not the best idea to feed into it. Maybe make a comment about her maturity, but don't "I know you are by what am I" on us.

Whoopi Goldberg Tells Me Shit I Never Wanted to Know

"During a discussion on The View moments ago, Barbara Walters teased her Friday interviewee, the First Lady of France, Carla Bruni. She pointed out that Bruni "had over 30 lovers." Sherri Shepherd, who admittedly has gotten around, asked in shock, "She told her husband she had 30 lovers!?" On the other side of the table, however, Whoopi Goldberg was less surprised. She flashed the number of lovers she has had in her life — a feat that required using both of her hands and her feet. Turns out she's had "about 50."


EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

I'm going to go cut my ears off.

Vanessa Hudgens Revealing Interview

Vanessa Hudgens gave me a gift this morning. You ask what did she give me? As much as I would like to say it was news of her retirement, our God is not that kind. Instead she gave me some idiotic answers in an interview with Teen Vogue that shows she's about as self aware as Heidi Montag.



I'll comment on her answers one by one.

"On her style matching the ease of her California upbringing: “I like putting things together that you would not expect. It’s always me.”

Her style matches the ease of a poor chola girl who has saved up the money she made selling flowers on the street to go to JC Penny and pick the most hideous, cheap looking matchy matchy clothes on the rack. Wow, that was offensive, even for me.

"On proceeding with extreme caution in choosing her next project: “I don’t want to do something that messes me up mentally. I think people just don’t realize that sometimes actors can really take it in and become that person.”

Ahh the inevitable Vanessa Hudgens/Heath Ledger comparison. Everyone's been making it, so it's about time she did too. I mean, she really inhabits Gabriella in HSM, we wouldn't want to cast her as a prostitute or anything, because she's such an amazing method actress that she might actually go out and sell herself. Seriously, who does she think she is? Does she think she can act? Or that anyone in the right mind would offer her a serious role?

"On being extremely proud of her HSM character: “I love that Gabriella is Hispanic. It’s nice to be able to stand up for people who don’t have someone to look up to very often.”

SUCH an inspiration to hispanics. Go Gabriella, now hispanics FINALLY have someone to look up to.

So let's see, fashion icon, method actress and racial inspiration. Wow Vanessa, wow.

T.I. on Voting

"The one thing he wishes he could do is vote. His recent conviction on federal weapons possession charges makes him ineligible to cast a ballot. So the 27-year-old multi-platinum selling artist decided to get other young people to do their civic duty as the spokesperson for the Hip-Hop Caucus's new Respect My Vote campaign. "I can't vote," he told PEOPLE in Washington D.C. on Monday. "So I said, 'Okay, so if I'm going to have to be minus my own vote then the least I could do was urge the masses.' I can replace my vote with at least a million, two million others."

Why do all rappers have such gigantic egos? What makes TI think he has the kind of influence to take 2 million non-voters and turn them into voters?

I don't even want to know how many voters Kanye West thinks he'll be drawing in.

TI then when on to say "It's negligent to sit around and watch an election pass by and not have an influence whatsoever on the outcome. That ain't sexy."

That ain't sexy... more inspiring word have never been spoken.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Teaser

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Exclusive Trailer

OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMGOGMGOGMGOGMJGNHBKJBEBjb

20 Things I Love Right Now: 2

2. South Park



The smartest and best animated show ever. I recently watched all 12 seasons on my laptop amidst the most uneventful summer of my life. The writing is so great on this show. It started off being with really crude and basic humor (but still in the best way possible), and then moved more towards satire. But what I love about it is that even as it got more clever, it still had fart jokes, black jokes, poor jokes, Cartman's moms a slut jokes, etc, etc. And while we're on Cartman, I will go out on a limb and say he is the greatest character ever crafted for television. Nobody's dialogue is as good as Cartman's. I could go on about this show for hours, but I won't because I know you won't read it. But anyways, catch it every night at 11:30 on channel 9 and 12:00 on Comedy Central. I love it right now.

Audrina Making Drama by Trying to Avoid It

"Is Lauren your friend?
We live together, so yeah, we see each other a lot while the show is taping. Sometimes I see her when it's not.

But is she your friend outside of "The Hills"?
We don't have a lot of the same friends, but we try to reserve one night a week to hang out. In the fourth season, you'll see our fight gets cleared up. Basically, I just start doing my own thing separately from her and Lo [Lauren Bosworth], and I get busy. But you know, things change and friendships do drift apart sometimes. Lauren and I aren't not friends, we're just not as close as we used to be.

What about Lo? Do you blame moving in together with her and Lauren for the rift in your friendship?
I do think living in that separate guest house of mine was definitely the cause of the tension between Lauren and me. We were used to being right next to each other in our apartment. I don't really blame Lo, she and Lauren have been friends for a long time."

Wow. Audrina is cold. I just wish she would have been more direct and been like, "Lauren's a ho. We're not friends. I have to live with her for the sake of the show."

Amy Winehouse Leaves Hospital After "Medication Mix-Up"

"Amy Winehouse was discharged from hospital this morning after receiving emergency treatment for a adverse reaction to 'medication'.

A spokeswoman for University College Hospital, where the singer spent the night, said she was ushered out via a private exit shortly after 9.45am.

She was said to be in good spirits after a 'comfortable night'. "

Just come out with it. Mixing heroin, cocaine and ecstasy does not qualify as a "medication mix-up." Hey, maybe she took some tylenol that didn't mix well with the heroin?

And of course she had a comfortable night. Generally a hospital bed is much more comfortable than the street corner.

Justin Timberlake is... Still a Douche

" 'It’s funny,' Timberlake says in the new issue of Fashion Rocks magazine. 'I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps. I’ve heard him make that statement before.'

But Timberlake insists he and his William Rast fashion line partner and childhood friend Trace Ayala are the real trendsetters. 'Trace and I were wearing them when we were seventeen,' Mr. SexyBack says."

Great. And when being a douche is cool in a couple years you can say you were the pioneer of that too.

Let me address a few things.

1) Who gives a shit.

2) What proof does Justin have that he was wearing these hats before Ashton was?

3) Why would you ever want to be the person responsible for trucker hats.

God... what a douche

Duffy Supports Illegal Downloading

"Duffy has suggested that she supports illegal downloading - as she believes it will ultimately inspire fans to buy more music.

In contrast to the recent agreement between the Government, music industry and internet service providers to send warning letters to people who download music illegitimately, this year's biggest selling artist so far says she is comfortable with fans listening to her music for free."

I never really had strong feelings for her before this. I mean, that Mercy song bugged the shit out of me, but that's not so much her fault as it is my gym's for playing it 10 times a day.

But this made me like her. Finally a musician gets off their high horse and stops demanding they make more money.

Violet Affleck is an Artist!

Violet Affleck made that this morning.

I hope she's not set on a future as an artist.

Vanessa Hudgens Puts Zac to the Test!

"Egged on by her gal pals to gauge her man’s loyalty, Vanessa, 19, sent “a really hot friend” to chat him up at the gym where he works out.

“He had no idea she was a friend of Vanessa’s,” says an insider involved in the scheme. “The hottie started talking to him, but Zac didn’t flirt back — and she’s gorgeous!”

Apparently Zac, 20, passed the test!

Added the insider, “He’s only got eyes for Vanessa. And we had fun with the prank!”"

Ummm... that doesn't sound like fun. That sounds like you're a conniving bitch Vanessa. And who the fuck are her "gal pals." They sound like fucking psychos to me. If you're that insecure with your relationship you shouldn't be in it in the first place. Someone needs to put a chola in her place.

I'll volunteer if no one else will step up.

20 Things I Love Right Now: 3

3. Lily Allen



I loooooove this bitch. Seriously, who else can pull off pink hair. Anyways, Lily Allen is this feisty little girl, and she made this ska influenced pop CD and it was fucking incredible. So now she has a new album coming out soon (Stuck on the Naughty Step) and I'm seriously so excited. So I love her music, and I love her attitude, and I love her style. I just love her. See her myspace for her new songs.

A Gift From God

We heard about Charm School 2: Rock of Love Girls a couple months back, and we heard that one of my favorite Brit's, Sharon Osbourne would be hosting it. Then we heard nothing. I had worried this miracle had gotten lost in development. But alas, no, the first stills are delivered.









Meghan, Lacey, Kristy Joe, Brandi C... so far soooooo fucking good.

Let's Talk About What Amy Winehouse Did Last Night

She punched a wall, screamed at her security, and then burst into a fit of tears and flailed all over the ground. You know, the usual. She was also barefoot most of the time.

I love you Amy Winehouse.

20 Things I Love Right Now: 4

4. Rilo Kiley



Honestly, did you expect them to not be on it? Anyone who knows me, or visits my myspace or facebooks knows I am completely obsessed with Rilo Kiley. I can't stop listening to them, all of their albums are incredible, Jenny Lewis' voice is beyond incredible, etc, etc. They have the most in-band variation I think I've ever heard. While shit like Coldplay is getting heralded as the greatest music of our generation, nobody points out that all their music sounds EXACTLY THE SAME. No two Rilo songs sound alike, yet they have a sound. It's just incredible. If you don't listen to them, consider yourself deprived and depraved, and pick up their CDs or download them or whatever right NOW. I love them right now and for always.

Oh and please check out this beautiful poster I just purchased:

Lauren Conrad Does Cosmogirl

“Can you imagine being 22 and having your parents know everything about you? Literally, my mom can go on the Internet and find out where I went last night, who I was with. I mean, there are no secrets!”

Ok first things first, she looks absolutely gorgeous on the cover. Second things second, lose that little studded midsection. It's fug.

Last things last, don't expect me to feel bad for you because when you go to the most exclusive clubs in Hollywood your parents are finding out. I still can't go to those clubs, so if I'm going to feel bad for anyone, it will be myself. Get over yourself Lauren and keep shooting your magazine covers because fame is fleeting. You look really good though.

Double Pregnancy Day

2 pregnancies to report.



1. Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell are expecting twins this winter. A spokesman for the couple confirmed the news Monday morning. The babies will be the first children for the pair.

Let's see... 2 people I don't care about are having a kid... cool...

2. This is the good one. Those people who have 17 kids, they're about to have 18. Yes that's right, Jim Bob & Michelle Duggar are expecting kid number 18.



Seriously, what drove them to this decision? 17 kids wasn't enough?

Check them out here:

http://www.duggarfamily.com

You HAVE to Watch This

This was on Chelsea Lately. It's Christopher Ciccone (Madonna's Brother) being interviewed about the book he just released on all this shit going on in Madonna's life. Her first question is "Why did you throw your sister under the bus."

Oh how I love you Chelsea. And I love how you mock him thoughout the entire interview and never cut him slack.

20 Things I Love Right Now: 5

5. Weeds



I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE this show. I have a big TV addiction, but the problem with most of my primetime pleasures is that they have off episodes, and occassionally, completely off seasons. Weeds never has any of that. The writing is constantly top knotch, Mary Louise Parker is inspired, the supporting cast is amazing, everything is just killer. And it maintains its originality from season to season, and has never overstayed its welcome in one area or another. I seriously love this show. Watch it now.

20 Things I Love Right Now: 6

6. Frozen Yogurt



I feel like frozen yogurt is really in right now. Pinkberry is on like every reality show in the world. However, I'm kind of angry at Pinkberry right now, because they keep suing everyone. I mean, calm down, you'll still have a billion fucking customers if Kiwiberri exists 5 miles away. And I'm also kind of territorial about my frozen yogurt, and I will always be a 21 person. I looooovvvve frozen yogurt right now.

20 Things I Love Right Now: 7

7. Britney Spears



Her custoday battle is over, she's constantly in the studio working on her new album, she's at the gym every day, her weave isn't disgusting, she just scored a VMA nomination, she's working with Kanye, Pharrel, Timbaland, Justin Timberlake (ew), Danja and a bunch of other top producers on her next effort. We're finally getting our girl back. Even when she was a mess she put out an album that was as amazing as pop music can be. It was better reviewed that Christina and Justin's concurrent albums. So imagine what she can do with her life together. You're gonna be seeing big things from Britney soon, and that's why I love her.

Bono to be Godfather of Jolie-Pitt Twins

Who would have thought that when two self-righteous pompous douches have kids, they name another self-righteous douche as the godfather.

"Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have asked U2 frontman Bono to be the godfather of their newborn twins.

The couple, who welcomed the arrival of a baby boy and girl earlier this month, were thrilled when Bono immediately accepted their offer.

A source told the Sunday Mirror: "Brad and Angie think the world of Bono. They have been friends for years. Brad is a massive U2 fan and told Bono how much he admired him when they were introduced at a party a few years back."

That's great Brad and Angie, because Bono thinks the world of himself as well.

If this story is completely true it's sad. Do Brad and Angie have no friends? Are they seriously naming someone they've met a party as the godfather? I expect more from the UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador.

Jodhi Meares Turns to Scientology

"High profile coat-hanger Jodhi Meares, still reeling from her recent conspicuous no show at the finale of her own Foxtel series, has reportedly found solace in the Church of Scientology.

The ex-wife of media and gambling baron James Packer, Meares is said to be distancing herself from friends who aren’t involved with the controversial church with its range of pay-per-view self improvement beliefs.

Packer, who with friend Tom Cruise was a devotee of the quasi-religion, has of late distanced himself from the cult.

But friends say far from helping the former Tigerlily owner, the group’s beliefs are simply fueling the 26-year-old's insecurities and her failure to accept her break up with Packer."

Oh Jodhi. Ftr, Jodhi isn't 26, she's 36. I had to look that up.

I'll be sad if AusNTM loses Jodhi, especially to a psycho cult.

Shia LeDouche Gets a DUI

TMZ says:

"Shia LaBeouf, in trouble again and this time it's really serious. TMZ has learned he's been arrested for suspicion of DUI.

Law enforcement sources tell us LaBeouf was involved in a car accident at about 3:00 AM at the corner of La Brea and Fountain in Hollywood. We're told Shia made a left turn in front of another car and the two collided, causing Shia's car to roll.

Paramedics were called to the scene and both parties were taken to a local hospital, but no major injuries were sustained.

LaBeouf was placed under arrest on suspicion of felony DUI after we're told he exhibited "outward signs" of intoxication at the scene."

I always kind of had mixed feelings on Shia LaBeouf. He's a pretty decent actor, which is more you can say for most Disney stars, but I never thought he really deserved the roles he was getting. This takes the cake though. Seriously, what a fucktard.

Oh the Irony

How is it that on the very day I create a blog that uses our chubby little friend Raven Symone as it's inspiration, that she get's dropped from her record label.

"That’s So Raven star Raven-Symoné has officially been dropped from Disney-owned Hollywood Records, which has Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, Jordan Pruitt, Corbin Bleu, and other Disney stars on the label.

Raven signed a “2 album deal” with Hollywood Records in Spring 2004.

She released her first album on the label in 2004, titled This Is My Time, which sold 237,000 copies in the U.S., and she released her second self-titled album on the label this year in April. The album has sold roughly under 10,000 copies so far."

It's a shame too. I would pay big money to hear the sequel to Double Dutch Bus:

Taylor Swift Gets Her High School Diploma

At the ripe old age of 18.

"Education has always been at the forefront of my priorities, so I'm really glad to have my diploma," the 18-year-old singer-songwriter told The Associated Press on Friday.

Yeah. Education is at the forefront of her priorities. That's why she probably won't go to college.

Here's the resident genius trying to be Carrie Underwood:



Oh how I have mixed feelings about thee.

20 Things I Love Right Now: 8

So basically I publish these obnoxious lists on my MySpace bulletins, and have decided this would be a more appropriate medium. So for my first post, a continuation of list I've already began: The 20 Things I Love Right Now. A recap for those just joining:

20. Whitney Port
19. Water
18. I Love Money
17. Alexandra Girdwood
16. The Bad Girls Club
15. Amy Winehouse
14. ONTD
13. Thomas Tantrum
12. Anna Faris
11. Dogville
10. Chelsea Handler
9. Obama Supporters

8. Sunglasses



I never really realized how great sunglasses were until 2008. I always found them cumbersome and irritating. Then I realized that sunglasses can make an okay outfit look really fucking good. They can also make ugly girls look pretty good, so watch out for the one's that wear them big.

This Is Not a Test

Oh wait, yes it is. Welcome to my blog.

The fact that you even clicked this link from wherever the fuck it is I pimped it means one of a couple of things

1) You're my friend and you'll click on anything I post
2) You have far too much time on your hands
3) You were curious as to what the reference to Disney's constantly overweight ex-star was
4) You are somewhat interested in what I have to say

If one of those applies to you, or even if one of them doesn't, you should bookmark this page. I'll be posting on it an onslaught of celebrity news and my thoughts as it happens. And who knows, maybe occasionally something political or intellectual.

I hope you'll read. If you won't, fuck you.

As V Hudg would say, to the start of something new.