This Is Not a Test

Oh wait, yes it is. Welcome to my blog.

The fact that you even clicked this link from wherever the fuck it is I pimped it means one of a couple of things

1) You're my friend and you'll click on anything I post
2) You have far too much time on your hands
3) You were curious as to what the reference to Disney's constantly overweight ex-star was
4) You are somewhat interested in what I have to say

If one of those applies to you, or even if one of them doesn't, you should bookmark this page. I'll be posting on it an onslaught of celebrity news and my thoughts as it happens. And who knows, maybe occasionally something political or intellectual.

I hope you'll read. If you won't, fuck you.

As V Hudg would say, to the start of something new.