Vanessa Hudgens Revealing Interview

Vanessa Hudgens gave me a gift this morning. You ask what did she give me? As much as I would like to say it was news of her retirement, our God is not that kind. Instead she gave me some idiotic answers in an interview with Teen Vogue that shows she's about as self aware as Heidi Montag.



I'll comment on her answers one by one.

"On her style matching the ease of her California upbringing: “I like putting things together that you would not expect. It’s always me.”

Her style matches the ease of a poor chola girl who has saved up the money she made selling flowers on the street to go to JC Penny and pick the most hideous, cheap looking matchy matchy clothes on the rack. Wow, that was offensive, even for me.

"On proceeding with extreme caution in choosing her next project: “I don’t want to do something that messes me up mentally. I think people just don’t realize that sometimes actors can really take it in and become that person.”

Ahh the inevitable Vanessa Hudgens/Heath Ledger comparison. Everyone's been making it, so it's about time she did too. I mean, she really inhabits Gabriella in HSM, we wouldn't want to cast her as a prostitute or anything, because she's such an amazing method actress that she might actually go out and sell herself. Seriously, who does she think she is? Does she think she can act? Or that anyone in the right mind would offer her a serious role?

"On being extremely proud of her HSM character: “I love that Gabriella is Hispanic. It’s nice to be able to stand up for people who don’t have someone to look up to very often.”

SUCH an inspiration to hispanics. Go Gabriella, now hispanics FINALLY have someone to look up to.

So let's see, fashion icon, method actress and racial inspiration. Wow Vanessa, wow.