Saturday, August 2, 2008

Let Me Lay This Down For You

Hopefully you are not one of the 5 people who care about the Sienna Miller/Balthazar Getty bullshit. But I would feel irresponsible not reporting what's been in the gossip rag headlines today, so here's a short timeline of the whole incident as to put it in context.

1. Balthazar Getty has 4 kids and a wife.
2. Balthazar Getty is caught by a camera lens making out with a topless Sienna Miller.
3. A bunch of shit comes out. He says he and his wife were seperated. His wife's friends say they weren't.
4. Balthazar Getty and his wife seperate.
5. There are rumors he and Sienna are moving in together.

Ok so now today it was reported that B Gett has been begging his wife to take him back. Sienna is reportedly devastated. I guess he was in New York with her for a few weeks and told her he was going to LA to visit his kids, but apparently he went to try to get his wife back and now he's not going back to NY and she's freaking out.

Wow, I just spent 10 minutes writing and researching this, and I still don't care.

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