Nick and Selena Out Themselves

Nick says this in an interview:

"Joe: 'Nick had the best line that I can remember.' Nick admitted: 'Oh, yeah. On one date, the girl said to me, 'I don't kiss on the first date.' So I said, 'I don't follow the rules.'' The brothers high-five to that one. Nick, 'Ooooh! It was so good!'"

Selena says this in an interview:

"'I had dinner on the beach with a crush and there were lights on the palm trees! Then, went walking on the beach, and after that we slow danced.

Wait, it gets better. While we were slow dancing my crush and I had our first kiss! And after it, I leaned back and I said, 'You cheated.' And he said, 'Why' and I said, 'I don't kiss on the first date.' Then he said, 'Well, I never really play by the rules.'"

I love how retarded these kids are. Was the bad music not enough proof that Nick Jonas has the IQ of a pumpkin? Well here's a bit more.