So little miss Ali Lohan posts a blog today about all the great reviews her song is getting. She posts a series of quotes from various news outlets. Let me do some translating for her.
"Hi guys! I wanted to thank you, my fans for showing me so much love and support as I begin my music career. I've received so many wonderful messages here on my MySpace page from everybody and it really means a lot to me.
It's been a very crazy & hectic month with the wrap up of the Living Lohan season on E! and hit on iTunes. I'm so excited about all the great reviews I've received from the online press! Check out some of them below:
Ivillage.com – "undoubtedly catchy"
I wanted to get it out of my head, but unfortunately it kept playing over and over and over again.
Gearlive.com – "If this first single is any indication of Ali's sound, I think the album could be pretty good."
Holy shit. Words AND music. And it kind of makes sense. Well, it's a step up from Lindsay's
AOL – "Ali Lohan is ready to follow in big sis Lindsay's musical footsteps."
Ali Lohan is completely ready to have a massive failure of a music career
People.com – "ready to shake up the clubs this summer."
The only people dumb enough to enjoy this are the people drunk enough to dance with strangers at clubs
The Insider – "the girl does have…talent"
Actual Quote: the girl does have ABSOLUTELY NO talent
ImNotObsessed.com – "I actually like the song and Ali's voice."
Ok that one is legitimately positive. I just think people are shocked because she isn't flashing her vagina to the cameras and her voice doesnt sound like Bea Arthur's. I guess she just looks 70.
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