David Archuleta's new single, Crush (aka Stupid Piece of Derivative Pop Crap), is doing well on the iTunes charts, so it looks like David A is finally busting onto the music scene. I can't wait for the music video, it is going to be gold to rip. But while we wait we can at least mock the layout for his new website.
Sometimes God can be so cruel, like when he inflicts genocide upon poverty stricken countries. But sometimes he can be so kind, and grace us with something brilliantly awful, like this layout.
Oh David Archuleta, I love your existence. Without you there would be one less pansy ass bitch for me to rip on.
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