The VMA's in 2 Minutes

BWE.tv's Two Minute VMA Wrap Up @ Yahoo! Video

Kind of a tame show. Britney looked incredible, Jordin Sparks is pushing the limit and won't fit into any dress if she doesn't stop consuming fellow American idol contestants, the Jonas Brothers were shit, Pink was shit, Christina lip synced, the performances were underwhelming, it looked like it took place in a high school auditorium... but hey, Britney looked fucking GREAT.

Zac Efron to Make West End Debut in Joseph

"The Mirror is reporting that High School Musical and Hairspray actor Zac Efron is gunning to make his West End stage debut as Joseph in the production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat at the Adelphi Theater.

The Mirror reports, "Zac, 20, got in touch with Andrew Lloyd Webber about the role after hearing the current Joseph, Lee Mead, is due to leave in January. The pair met last month and are now working out a deal. A source close to Lloyd Webber said: “It is a marriage made in musical heaven. Zac loves the role and is keen to clock up some stage time in London."

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat is the second musical theatre show written by the team of Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice. It is based on the "Coat of many colors" story of Joseph from the Bible. It was released as a film (starring Donny Osmond) in 1999."

It was only a matter of time. This will be disastruous, mark my words. Boy band voices are only good after studio production or barely heard over pre-recorded tracks.

Project Runway Season Finale Guest Judge

is...



Jennifer Lopez... tacos and burritos.

Idk about this. She can wear designer clothes quite well in editorials, but her sense of fashion is hit or miss.

Hi, I'm Beyonce

No, I'm Barbara Walters.

Seriously... seriously?

Ty to the Fug-O

Do we ever expect Tyra to look good?

But come on, it's NY fucking fashion week. Put on something fitted and flattering and a pair of Louboutin's and your good to go. but nooo, Tyra has to go on with this sense of fashion she supposedly has, and wears this ill-fitting red gentlemen's club robe with the weirdest sleeves I've seen in a while. Come now Tyra. Bad weave, bad make-up, bad dress, bad belt, bad season of ANTM. Great job Tyra, great job.

Holly Dumps Hef

"Amid rumors that Hugh Hefner’s main squeeze Holly Madison has been hooking up with another major playboy (magician Criss Angel), a Playboy Mansion insider not only confirmed that the rumors are indeed true, but also exclusively told Scandalist that Holly is leaving him. “[Holly] told Hef that she is moving out of the mansion and breaking off their relationship,” said our source as we were hunting for gossip at MTV’s VMAs.

Wait! There’s even bigger news … Because Bridget and Kendra are intending to leave to pursue their own careers, Hef is looking to replace all three bombshells from Girls Next Door. “Hef is actively seeking three new girls to replace them immediately,” said our source.

Could it be true? Holly always seemed to be the most loyal and devoted to Hef. Has Criss Angel worked his magic on yet another Hollywood lady — making her disappear from her long-term relationship with Hef?"

Take this with a grain of salt, but it may be true!

Britney Wins 3 VMA's

Best Female Video
Best Pop Video
Video of the Year

IT HAS BEGUN. Our girl took the top honor.

Britney Wins Her First VMA Ever

And looks damn good while doing it.

E News Confirms: Britney Not Performing

"E! News has confirmed that the Britney Spears dance video leaked yesterday on MSN.com does not show a rehearsal for a performance on Sunday at the MTV Video Music Awards.

Talent manager/producer Larry Rudolph, who is working with Britney, tells E!: "She is definitely not performing!"

Turns out, the video was just a general dance rehearsal as Britney gets back in shape for performances"

Shame. I hope he's just lying to trick us. I wouldn't even be mad.

Runway Moves to '09

"Lifetime, which will be the Emmy-nominated series' new home once the current cycle ends, said Friday that it is delaying the premiere of the show's sixth season until January 2009.

"With this move, the series will resume its traditional cycle of two seasons per year," a network rep told Entertainment Weekly. "We look forward to ringing in the New Year by giving Project Runway loyal fans a superlative season six with Heidi, Tim, Nina, and Michael. The new date and time will be announced soon.”

Lifetime had originally intended for a group of egocentric talents with volatile tear ducts to be snipping away at some new threads (and each other) by November. But execs are now looking to utilize the extra time to unleash a bigger promotional campaign and really throw their weight behind the series, which was an extremely huge get for the female-friendly network.

And doesn't Bravo know it."

This is a good move.

HSM 3 Song Clips

The video is a mash-up of previews to 5 songs. The titles come up as you watch it.

They sound HSM worthy, meaning pieces of shit that you secretly enjoy and will be stuck in your head for weeks.

LiLo and SamRo Kissing

I think this pretty much confirms it. But come on, did we not know?

New Christina Aguilera Single

http://bunnywithfangs.com/2008/09/leak-xtinas-single-keeps-gettin-better/

Follow the link to hear it. I don't have feelings towards it yet.

Get Ready

Video: Britney's Back!

She's back... in a big way. All doubters will forever be shunned. Shun the Britney doubters... shuuunnnnn

Stars React to News of Britney Opening VMA's

However they seem to think she's performing... what the eff is going on.

Kirsten Dunst Acts Like a Diva

"How To Lose Friends & Alienate People author Toby Young has said Kirsten Dunst had him banned from the set of the movie.

The writer's 2001 book is being adapted into a film starring Dunst, Simon Pegg and Jeff Bridges.

Commenting on his relationship with the cast, Young told The Spectator: "[Dunst] overheard me giving the producer a 'note' on her performance in a particular scene.

"At the time, I didn't think of it as a criticism, more as a helpful bit of advice, and the producer took it in that spirit. But Kirsten overheard this exchange and interpreted it as a complaint about her acting ability.

"It was after this, apparently, that she took Bob [Weide, director] to one side and asked if I could be kept at arm's length in future.""

Aw I love Kirsten. I hope this isn't true because that's a straight up bitch move.

ANTM 11: Photoshoot 1

What a complete embarassment last night was. I walked out after 20 minutes. ANTM is no longer a show about fashion, but a show about Tyra and her tired date approach towards modeling. Follow the link to see last nights dismal set of pictures.

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27502528.html#cutid1

Oh, and ANTM suffered it's worst premiere ratings ever. Nice.

New Jenny Lewis: The Next Messiah

So fucking brilliant.

Britney Will Open VMA's

But she will not perform. The network and Britney have confirmed it, but what she will be doing is completely unknown.

In Celebration

Tonight ANTM cycle 11 premieres. To celebrate, here's an update on my fav from last season, Katarzyna.



Kat signed to Elite after the show and now has a fat portfolio of amazing test shots. She's shot a few editorials, and will prob hit it big really soon.

Meanwhile Whitney is enjoying a boston creme pie.

Daniel Radcliffe Lost His Virginity to a 23 year old

In October's Details, Daniel Radcliffe confesses that he lost his virginity at age 16 (Britain's age of consent) -- and that the woman was older.

The age difference "wasn't ridiculous," the actor, now, 19, says. "But it would freak some people out."

(Though Radcliffe doesn't name-drop, a source says in the new issue of Us Weekly the ex is Amy Byrne, an assistant hairdresser who was 23 when they met on the set of 2005's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. His rep had no comment.)"

Oh Daniel Radcliffe, why are you such a douche. He went on to talk about how smart and different he was, but I couldn't bear his stupidity, so I clipped the quote.

Labor Pains Trailer

Remember how LiLo finally got work, and the paparazzi were filming her every move on that film set? Well this is the trailer for that movie:



Could be good could be a piece of shit. We'll seeeee

Lily Allen vs. Elton John

Some shit went down at the GQ awards. Elton John decided to be prick on stage and criticize Lily for having a drink, so she tells him to fuck off. They then have a second tiff. Check out the video below.

How Britney Got Her Bod Back

Don't ask me, but she did.

Audrina Drama

This fascinating article takes an unpopular position... Lo's. It asks the burning question, is Audrina a friend or a frenemy?

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27439088.html

Follow the link for bigger pictures of the entire article, posted by the amazingness that is ONTD.

Greys Anatomy Promo

HOLY SHIT OMFG LOOKS SO GOOD

New Heidi Montag

I listened once and now it is permanently engraved in my head. Thanks Heidi... thanks.

Josh Hartnett Sex Tape Floats Around

But has yet to leak.

"The Pearl Harbor star took a mystery lady back to his hotel and their steamy shenanigans were caught on CCTV. A whole team of hotel personnel watched dumbstruck as Josh pulled out all the stops in a breathtaking performance.

"This is the hottest, steamiest sex tape I've seen in quite some time," our insider reports, "not since Aubrey O'Day's bisexual confessions (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/heyman/article1241596.ece) has there been such a hot and steamy moment caught on tape this year!"

The lusty couple had sloped off to the Soho hotel's library - but reading was the last thing on their minds.

Josh, 30, was far more interested in his leading lady than he was the complete works of Emile Zola. Says our mole: "Josh and the girl were getting pretty hot and heavy.

After stumbling in quite late, they legged it to the library and immediately closed all the curtains so that no one could see in." So far, so considerate.

But our mole went on: "Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place - the library included.

"This means their every spit and cough was recorded, and cringing hotel workers saw all of Josh's X-rated moves."

This could be fake, but reports indicate it may be legit. I'll keep you posted.

Helen Mirren Supports Rape

"Dame Helen Mirren was engulfed in controversy over the prosecution of date-rapists last night.In an interview, the actress said women who are raped after willingly going to bed with a man cannot expect their attackers to be charged.

The 63-year-old, who won an Oscar last year for playing the Queen, said date-rape was a 'tricky area' and something men and women had to work out between themselves.

Dame Helen's comments came in an interview with GQ magazine, in which she also admitted she used to 'love' cocaine.
She said that if a woman voluntarily ended up in a man's bedroom, took her clothes off and engaged in sexual activity, she still had the right to say 'no' at the last second.

If the man ignored her, Dame Helen said, that was rape. But she continued: 'I don't think she can have that man into court under those circumstances. I guess it is one of the many subtle parts of the men-women relationship that has to be negotiated and worked out between them.'

Mrs Baird, who has long fought for the rights of rape victims, said: 'It is a pity, because she is a much-admired person.
'We want women to report rape with the confidence that - albeit slowly - conviction rates are getting better. It really is a shame to cast doubt at the edges of what she thinks might not be rape.'

Dame Helen said young women now were better at standing up for themselves.'Times have changed,' she said. 'I hate young girls going around beating each other up, but I love the fierceness of young girls nowadays, and the way they just say, '**** off', because I wish I'd been taught to say '**** off' when I was younger. I wish I'd had those words in my arsenal of self-defence.

'Instead, I was polite and didn't have the courage to say that to men who wouldn't accept "no" for an answer. I was very innocent when I went to college in London. I went to a convent school and had never spent a night away from home or gone to parties or any of that.

'I found guys were horrible, mean, rude, insulting, and so without feeling. I was looking for love and for someone who just liked me and I just met all these creeps.'

She recalled: 'I was [date-raped], yes. A couple of times. Not with excessive violence, but rather being locked in a room and made to have sex against my will. It's such a tricky area, isn't it? Especially if there is no violence. I mean, look at Mike Tyson [the boxer jailed for raping beauty pageant contestant Desiree Washington in an Indianapolis hotel room]. I don't think he was a rapist.'"

Wow, I love this woman. From her cocaine confessions now to this, she never fails to entertain me with her shockingly candid opinions.

The Other One on Jay Leno

Here's the one that isn't Nastia.

Soooo fucking adorable. Is she the sweetest person ever or is it just me?

Paris and Nicky at PURE

I have an odd obsession with the Hiltons. Here they are last night at PURE in Vegas.



That's Paris being herself and I adore it. Then comes Nicky.



Look how fucking amazing she is. Sometimes because Paris is so fucking fantastic I forget the sexyness that is Nicky. I love these girls.

Twilight Girl Fights Back

OMG I love this girl. She's so inspirational.

I think my favorite part of this video is when she says "You called me a whale. Wow, I've never heard that before, cuz I've only been fat for two weeks."